Jealous streak

I've never been a jealous person. At least not anymore than the rest. Granted, there are a few times I've seen someone walk by with a gorgeous pair of shoes on that I know I could never afford and I get a little pang of jealousy.

But the jealousy I've been feeling for the past week is totally new for me. I am straight up envious of perfect strangers. Strangers whose faces I never even see.

I'm jealous because they can actually go to the bathroom and...go to the bathroom. They can pee. They have the ability to completely empty their bladders when they sit down.

I cannot.

I FEEL like I have to pee every five minutes...more often if I am standing or walking. The constant pressure of needing to pee is starting to take over my life.

I run to the bathroom constantly and I get nothing.

I stand up, and there it is again...the urge to pee.

I sit down...nothing.

This is not my idea of a fun game.

I just want to have a satisfying pee! Is it that much to ask??!