I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut

Me: I realized I have no cubs gear to wear to the game this weekend. I might look silly without anything cubs related in the bleachers.

Ben: There are plenty of vendors around Wrigley where you can buy a shirt if you like.

Me: Think any of them will be selling fat preggo shirts?

Ben: Maybe you can get a 'one in the oven' shirt with an arrow pointing down to your belly. But, instead of 'one' it will say 'baby cubs fan.' That'd be cool.

Me: Yah...that would be something. I tell you what...you find one of those, and I'll wear it.

Ben: Ask and you shall recieve...